Buy 4 Get 1 Free — Stretch Trump Keychain

$24.00

One keychain Stretch Trump is simply not enough. Get 5 for the price of 4 folks.

Introducing the world’s smallest emotional support Stretch Trump. Standing just under 4″ tall. Yes, it really stretches! This mini-size Donald Trump doll lets you manage stress in your pocket — no matter which way you swing. Stretch him. Squeeze him. Tie him in a knot!

Gift him to your opinionated friends and family. Attach him to your kid’s backpack. It’s the perfect fidget toy and only annoys people without a sense of humor. Having a trump toy attached to your keychain is basically a built-in anti-theft system. (People will either gasp in disgust or burst in laughter.) Not sure if you should laugh or be offended? We say neither! Make toys stretch again starting with this collectible key chain and unique toy.

Features:

  • Keychain with easy push latch (you won’t be breaking any fingernails)
  • Political Power Blue Suit
  • ‘Yuge Red Tie
  • Glowing, Impeachable Skin
  • Perfect ready-to-go teeth and hair

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"A tremendous gift. Perfect for fidgety and trigger happy fingers."

Greedo

"Make toys stretch again!"

Gumby

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